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thedailywhat:

Crazyass Japanese Thing of the Day: Hooters and Hello Kitty — together at last?

Hooters Tokyo has teamed up with Sanrio to offer the first 1,000 Valentine’s Day patrons special commemorative pins featuring Hello Kitty dressed up as a Hooters waitress which apprently is not creepy at all.

In addition, the boobs and hot wings joint will be serving two limited edition “HOOTERS VALENTINE SPECIAL PARFAITS” — The Volcano of Love and the Rock of Love.

“Cute cute,” says the company in its official press release. Quite.

[eater.]

Creeeepy!

INTERVIEWER: Give me one of your purely satisfying mean moments.
TINA FEY: The first thing that comes to mind is a more recent one, when Amy Poehler and I were in the airport last week in Toronto and we were getting hassled by this middle-aged businessman who was doing that thing that middle-aged businessmen do, being rude. And then Amy, in the middle of the airport, screamed, “Fuck you, you fuckin’ dick, you fuckin’ rich asshole.” And it was so satisfying—it was immediate release. She would probably be mortified that I told you. (x)

wellthatsadorable:

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! It’s Super Bowl Sunday, America’s second Thanksgiving Day, and you know what that means, folks. 

PUPPY BOWWWWWLLLLL!

There are some real contenders this year from across America, but win or lose, the real winners today are us lovers of all things adorable. Tune in for the puppies, kitty halftime show, piglet pep squad, hamster in a blimp and then adopt some of these little guys when the game is over. Today is the best day!